Brokencyde Bc13 Mix Zip How To Do A

Yhtyeen perusti laulajat David Gallegos Se7en ja Michael Shea Mikl Albuquerquessa, Uudessa Mexicossa vuonna 2006.

Levy-yhti: Break Silence Recordings.Muun muassa tunnetuimpia kappaleita ovat Freaxx Bree Bree ja Get Crunk.

Katso kyttehdot. Wikipedia on Wikimedia Foundationin rekisterim tavaramerkki.

This is the least convincing bragging and boasting in the history of music.

Now, what they didnt know was that it was one of those douchebag genies who always finds a way to make your wish suck.

You know, you wish to become immortal, and you get turned into a statue.

Or you wish to have all the riches in the world, and a bunch of guys named Rich show up at your house and freeload off you and dont go away until you go back to the genie and undo the wish.

That sort of genie.

So they rubbed the lamp one fine day, and the genie came out, and he asked for their first wish.

We wish to be the most consistent crunkcore band in the land they said proudly and in unison.

Its got mad beatz (and they pronounced it in a way so you could hear the z), sexualized lyrics, br00tal screaming, and virtuoso fog machine performances from our man Antz But yes, genie, grant us consistency We want every Brokencyde album to be of the exact same quality, so fans know precisely what to expect when they hear one of our albums We must have a trademark of quality.

So the genie made sure that everything they ever put out would be intolerably horrible unlistenable bullshit.

He also took away their spelling skills, just for the hell of it.

Published.

Theyre an insult to the true shitty legends such as Nickelback and Creed, Back then when shitty bands made music, They had some substance in the shit they made.

Those bands tried so hard to lay down the foundation and now little punks like this are ruining it.

This is not true shitty music, anybody who thinks so, obviously knows nothing about the genre, They should listen to Nickelback, Published.

Brokencyde Bc13 Mix Zip How To Do A

Why doesnt she shake her ass Because shes too busy throwing her drink in your face and kicking you in the balls, or are you too drunk and high to notice 2Drunk 2Drive: An instructional song for giving oral Actually I think this song is needed because any girl willing to be with the membersof Brokencyde will obviously be too stupid to know how to do a blow job No Game: Yes, none of you have game, did we need a song for you to tell us that Blame Tom: Why did Tom still your girlfriend By girlfriend I mean girl you met that threw her drink in your face and kicked you in the balls and yes you guys are emo, dont you remember your first album True Love: You know its fitting, that the female voice in this song sounds like it comes from a sex toy because you know what, for Brokencyde every girls voice they hear probably comes from one Band Tee: Well the song has been going downhill ever since the static stopped, actually we should just replace this album with all static, then call it ambient and itd be better.

This song seriously makes me feel sick.worst BC song ever, skipped Kandyland: So weve got music of a bad ballad from some Japanese anime.

Dont save you Brokencyde Can I just kill you then The world would be happier so so much happier Sex Toyz: I refuse to listen to this again, its bad, painful, and funny but I cant handle it right now 0.010 nothing good or listenable here at all Published.

Ive rated all of my favourite albums, so I pondered what else was worthy of the honour.

I have already rated and reviewed two of Brokencydes three albums for Horrible Music Hour, but not BC13.

As with last time, lets stylise brokeNCYDEs name as they desire it to be presented, just to underline how terrible they are.

Bree Bree: brokeNCYDE introduce themselves with a sample of chimpanzees fighting.

There is a chance this might actually be the band members themselves.

Whiniest and most emo chimpanzees I have ever heard.

I apologise to all members of the chimpanzee community for this unflattering comparison.

I know brokeNCYDE are one or two million steps below you in the evolutionary chain.) 2drunk 2drive: The description of oral sex indicates they quite possibly have never been with an actual girl.

Fooling around with blow-up dolls really cant give you an accurate impression, guys.

No Game: brokeNCYDE sound even more whiny than on the previous two tracks.